zombeh

we all know that anything zombie related usually = win. but that's not exactly the case for the movie Zombie Strippers! (starring the not-so-hot-as-she-used-to-be Jenna Jameson) In this case, it equals EPIC WIN!

let me elaborate on the complex calculations of the movie Zombie Strippers:

zombies=win
strippers=win

thus

zombies + strippers = double win

hence

Zombie Strippers! = EPIC WIN!

there's nothing like coming home from a long day of work and flipping the tube on to view a world broadcast premiere on SPIKE of the movie Zombie Strippers! Perfection.

The acting was actually decent. Most of the time, at least. The story itself wasn't exactly what you'd call profound or intellectual in any way, shape, or form. but it was compelling and very entertaining to watch. some of the special effects kinda sucked, and others looked pretty damn awesome.

there were a countless number of WTF scenes. such as the first time we see zombie Jenna Jameson performing on stage. but the scene that hands down takes the cake for being the WTF-iest of them all has to be the "shooting balls through vagina scene." Zombie Jenna literally stuffs billiard balls inside her dead vagina. Then she aims and shoots them out at a zombie stripper rival. hilarious.

anyway, its movie brilliance based on actual plot, cinematography, music, etc. is probably 4/10. but it's movie epicness is somewhere between a 8/10 and a 9/10.

check this out. from a comic called The Walking Dead which I failed to find in Barnes & Noble:

"Sometimes I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen because I think I could make it. And I think I could save you.
Maybe we could find a cure and save the world, or maybe we'd just fall in love."

i love it. :]


it fcking blows i'm spending 4/20 at school and then at work. lame.


it feels like snow and stars.