it's 1 a.m. i can't sleep. so i thought i would write an entry.
Halloween was halloweenish. went to a party and i was dressed as a douchebag wearing a hat that sprouted a single flower.
But what I wanna know: What makes Halloween so fun? (yeah yeah it's over)
Here's why( In my opinion, of course)
top five reasons:
5. Looking ugly is a good thing
Have you ever noticed that whenever people wear "scary" costumes or masks, them being incredibly overweight raises the scare factor by like, a million?? I'm not kidding. I saw this heavyset person wearing some freaky mask and potato sack-like costume wobbling their way across a parking lot. That was literally, the scariest thing I've seen on any Halloween night. Or it could go completely the opposite way and look comical. Ugly is scary, scary is good.
4. Another excuse to throw a party
Except this time, you get wasted in a costume. Unless you're just waaay too cool to wear a costume, right? Yep, you're too cool man, too cool....
3. Because scary things are legitimately cool (duh)
must i really elaborate?? no, i musn't.
2. The over-consumption of candy is justified
It's not Halloween without the candy! ( i repeatedly had to say that shit when giving out candy at work) But seriously. Candy/Chocolates are yummy. Thank god for halloween, you know, its not everyday we allow our children to travel door-to-door to strangers' houses and let them willingly accept goodies from questionable sources. Ahh, to be a child again.
1. Girls have a reason to dress sluttier than they normally do
Yes, that is in fact a slutty nun costume. If you can think of it, then some slut's probably wearin' it. lulz.
jk. no offense. its sexy. keep doin it.
AUDIO:
Here are some treats. To save a song, right click on the link and choose "save as"
-This song is M83's "Car Chase Terror"
I decided to listen to Before Dawn Heals Us to sing me to sleep. Big mistake. This track woke me the phhuk up. It's basically dialogue( which i honestly can't decide if it's done terribly, or brilliantly) and heavy instrumentals.
-This next one is by a band i reeaally enjoy: The Deadly Syndrome's "I Hope I Become A Ghost"
Ahh. The playful introduction of a piano followed by vocals that moan and groan mirroring the content of the song. OOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! Beautifully and jovially haunting is what this song is.
I can't wait for next Halloween. Maybe I should be a girl! Now that's a costume that isn't totally overdone or in any sense has lost its humor or charm at all! Yeah!
Fin.
Here's why( In my opinion, of course)
top five reasons:
5. Looking ugly is a good thing
Have you ever noticed that whenever people wear "scary" costumes or masks, them being incredibly overweight raises the scare factor by like, a million?? I'm not kidding. I saw this heavyset person wearing some freaky mask and potato sack-like costume wobbling their way across a parking lot. That was literally, the scariest thing I've seen on any Halloween night. Or it could go completely the opposite way and look comical. Ugly is scary, scary is good.
4. Another excuse to throw a party
Except this time, you get wasted in a costume. Unless you're just waaay too cool to wear a costume, right? Yep, you're too cool man, too cool....
3. Because scary things are legitimately cool (duh)
must i really elaborate?? no, i musn't.
2. The over-consumption of candy is justified
It's not Halloween without the candy! ( i repeatedly had to say that shit when giving out candy at work) But seriously. Candy/Chocolates are yummy. Thank god for halloween, you know, its not everyday we allow our children to travel door-to-door to strangers' houses and let them willingly accept goodies from questionable sources. Ahh, to be a child again.
1. Girls have a reason to dress sluttier than they normally do
Yes, that is in fact a slutty nun costume. If you can think of it, then some slut's probably wearin' it. lulz.
jk. no offense. its sexy. keep doin it.
AUDIO:
Here are some treats. To save a song, right click on the link and choose "save as"
-This song is M83's "Car Chase Terror"
I decided to listen to Before Dawn Heals Us to sing me to sleep. Big mistake. This track woke me the phhuk up. It's basically dialogue( which i honestly can't decide if it's done terribly, or brilliantly) and heavy instrumentals.
-This next one is by a band i reeaally enjoy: The Deadly Syndrome's "I Hope I Become A Ghost"
Ahh. The playful introduction of a piano followed by vocals that moan and groan mirroring the content of the song. OOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! Beautifully and jovially haunting is what this song is.
I can't wait for next Halloween. Maybe I should be a girl! Now that's a costume that isn't totally overdone or in any sense has lost its humor or charm at all! Yeah!
Fin.
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